Thursday, July 8, 2010

The Warmness

Hello and good afternoon. I hope you all had a wonderful 4th of July.

If you’ll recall, last week I asked you to take a moment to think about a serious advertising issue. Today, I ask you to cut that out.

People, it’s hot as Hades. The temperature has been hovering just beneath 100° all week.

Now I know there are two kinds of people in the world: people who ultimately aspire to retire to some beach or sun-baked golf course—and me. So there’s a good chance I’m writing to one of the former group, one of you people who actively “tan” and say that these kinds of scorching days are “beautiful.” I don’t understand your thinking but we can still be friends.

My girlfriend is one of you people. She staunchly opposes my motion to move to Alaska. In fact, she is currently volunteering at an orphanage in Costa Rica, the Central American country that is less than 10° from the equator. It’s cooler there right now. Preposterous.

I’ll be done ranting about hot things. Enjoy the heat; I’ll be on the sidewalk frying up some eggs.

Stay cool. Fight the power sun.

Wisdom by Warren:
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck you can start wondering
what’s wrong with your dog.


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